Quoth AFpheonix
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Customers Suck
(sung to the tune of "Jingle Bell Rock")
Customers, customers, customer suck.
Customers cry and customers lie.
Dreaming and scheming ways to not pay
And lying with every stupid word that they say.
Customers, customers, customers suck.
Customers rob and they’ll “have your job,”
Shouting and pouting, going on a tear…
Question them don’t you dare!
What a bad time, it’s a sad time
To do work in retail.
Holiday time is the right time
To be complaining about a one-day sale.
Giddy-up retail slave, take all their heat
Anything to make a buck.
Bow and kiss ass and scrape at their feet
That’s why customers,
That’s why customers,
That’s why customers suuuuuuck...
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