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    This came to me when I was writing rainchecks for this particular brand of detergent. This is how I picture a customer taking what's put on the raincheck literally.

    (Customer comes up to checkout with a bottle of Tide and hands the checker a raincheck for All Detergent (the brand that is). Checker takes a look at the detergent and raincheck and sees that the customer doesn't have the right detergent for the raincheck.)

    Checker: Sir, you have the wrong detergent.
    Customer: It says all detergent on the raincheck which means that I can get whatever detergent I want.
    Checker: All Detergent is a brand. That's what the raincheck is for.
    Customer: They should clarify that. That's something that some people can take literally.
    Last edited by purplecat41877; 12-04-2006, 11:19 AM.
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    Bahahaha I love that one
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    • #3
      The truly sad part is, I could actually see this happening.
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      • #4
        Could be avoided by the CSR writing All ® Detergent, or All Brand Detergent.
        The only words you said that I understood were "His", "Phone" and "Ya'll". The other 2 paragraphs worth was about as intelligible as a drunken Teletubby barkin' come on's at a Hooter's waitress.

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        • #5
          Quoth purplecat41877 View Post
          Customer: They should clarify that. That's something that some people can take literally.
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