Two guys, who are always trying to outdo each other, are walking across a bridge over a river.
The one says, "I gotta pee."
The other says, "Me too."
They both start going, and then the first one says, "Damn, the water's cold!"
The second one says, "Yeah, and deep, too!"
The one says, "I gotta pee."
The other says, "Me too."
They both start going, and then the first one says, "Damn, the water's cold!"
The second one says, "Yeah, and deep, too!"

