Types of Sex (obviously NSFW)

[Nurian]

Everywhere Sex: When you first get married, sex would be everywhere and any where. Bedroom, cars, bar mitzvahs, weddings, it doesn't matter.

Bedroom Sex: When you've been married a few years, sex only takes place in the bedroom. In the dark.

Hallway Sex: When you're going through some issues, sex gets boiled down to yelling "Fuck you!" as you pass each other in the hallway.

Courtroom Sex: When it ends, your wife takes you to court and screws you in front of a judge!

[Jack T. Chance]

Good one, Nurian!

But on the subject of that last one, let us never forget the immortal words of Willy Nelson...

"Why does divorce cost so much? BECAUSE IT'S WORTH IT!"