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    Breakfast, hold the hummus...

    Well, go for breakfast in the Middle East and you have no idea of what’s going to happen…

    Waitress: Gut morny, canny hep Jew?
    Me: I'm sorry?
    W: Eye sed gut morny. Jewish to odor sunteen?
    M: <Eyes wide> Umm, yes. I'd like some <turkey> bacon and eggs.
    W: Ow July then?
    M: What?
    W: Aches! Ow July then? Pry, boy, pooch...?
    M: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled, please.
    W: Ow July thee baycombe? Crease?
    M: Crisp will be fine.
    W: Okay. An Santos?
    M: What?
    W: Santos. July santos?
    M: Umm...I don't know...I don't think so.
    W: No? Judo one toes?
    M: Look, I feel really bad about this, but I just don't know what 'judo-one-toes' means. I'm sorry.
    W: Toes! Toes! Why Jew Don Juan toes? Ow bow eenglish mopping we bother?
    M: English muffin! I've got it! Toast! You were saying toast! Fine, an English muffin will be fine.
    W: We bother?
    M: No, just put the bother on the side.
    W: Wad?
    M: I'm sorry. I meant butter. Butter on the side.
    W: Copy?
    M: I feel terrible about this, but...
    W: Copy? Copy, tee, mill...
    M: Coffee! Yes, coffee please. That's all.
    W: Won minnie. Lesse, Jew wan: strangle aches, crease baycombe, tossy eenglish mopping we bother honey sigh and copy. Rye?
    M: Whatever you say.
    W: OK. Tenjewberrymud. Beefu minnets, K?
    M: <bewildered> You're welcome...
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  • #2
    hahahahahaha
    what were sigh and copy?

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    • #3
      copy=coffee
      we bother honey sigh = with butter on the side

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      • #4
        hahaha - I saw the title of the thread and it made me think of something TOTALLY different.

        At the...request of my roommates, I'm no longer allowed to have hummus. It's at least forbidden while I'm here at school (a week and a half longer!). Various gastrointestinal things go a rumblin, and I'm sure y'all can figure out the rest lol

        And back on topic - that's quite amusing. Good for him for his patience, and good for you for helping him along.
        Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart from it.

        Proverbs 22:6

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        • #5
          Butt frog!

          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #6
            you say that too? We used to yell that when my dad would....croak at the dinner table lol.
            Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart from it.

            Proverbs 22:6

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            • #7
              No, I don't say that too.

              I just remembered that from another thread because I thought it was funny.
              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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              • #8
                Ah yes, the old ones are the best...

                http://www.davidpbrown.co.uk/jokes/tendjewberrymud.html

                When you re-post material from elsewhere on the net, could you make sure its credited to source? Mucho gracias.
                A person who is nice to you, but not nice to the waiter is not a nice person
                - Dave Barry

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                • #9
                  Moved to the Jokes forum.

                  Rapscallion

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