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Little Jimmy's parents got divorced. At the hearing for custody of Jimmy, the judge asked Jimmy if he would like to go live with his mother.
"No, your honor," Jimmy said. "My mother beats me."
"Would you like to live with your father then?" the judge asked.
"No, your honor," Jimmy said. "Daddy beats me too."
The judge then asked Jimmy "Well, do you have any aunts or uncles you'd like to live with? How about your grandparents?"
"No, your honor, they all beat me too."
"Well then, is there anybody you do want to live with?"
Little Jimmy thought for a moment and then said "Can I go live with the Milwaukee Brewers? They never beat anybody."
"No, your honor," Jimmy said. "My mother beats me."
"Would you like to live with your father then?" the judge asked.
"No, your honor," Jimmy said. "Daddy beats me too."
The judge then asked Jimmy "Well, do you have any aunts or uncles you'd like to live with? How about your grandparents?"
"No, your honor, they all beat me too."
"Well then, is there anybody you do want to live with?"
Little Jimmy thought for a moment and then said "Can I go live with the Milwaukee Brewers? They never beat anybody."
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