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    Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization


    Answer: Princess Diana's death.



    Question: How come?



    Answer: An English princess



    with an Egyptian boyfriend



    crashes in a French tunnel,




    driving a German car





    with a Dutch engine,




    driven by a Belgian who was drunk




    on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you

    change the spelling)



    followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,




    on Japanese motorcycles;




    treated by an American doctor,





    using Brazilian medicines..





    This is sent to you by an Indian




    using Bill Gates's (an American) technology,





    and you're probably reading this on your computer,





    that use Taiwanese chips,




    and a Korean monitor,




    assembled by Bangladeshi workers




    in a Singapore plant,




    transported by Indian lorry-drivers,





    hijacked by Indonesians,





    unloaded by Pakistani men,





    and trucked to you by Mexicans






    That,my firends,is globalization
    "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
    -Red
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