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So one night this guy (let's call him Joe) walked into a bar and noticed a fine-looking woman across the bar from him.
He said "Barkeep, send that lady over there another of what she's drinking and put it on my tab."
So the bartender brought the lady her drink and pointed at Joe sitting across the bar from her. She looked up and smiled at Joe, who nonchalantly smiled and walked over to introduce himself.
He said, "So what's a fine-looking woman doing out here at a bar like this alone at night?"
She said "I just came over here from my husband's funeral. Harvey was always so full of life and on his deathbed he made me promise him that I wouldn't spend months and months mourning and grieving for him, wasting my life. So I am going to get drunk and find me a man. Harvey would've wanted it that way."
Joe said "Darling, here's to Harvey." They ordered more drinks and when Joe reached for his wallet to pay, the lady said "Oh no, I'll pick up the tab. Harvey would've wanted it that way."
The two of them left the bar, hopped in a cab and went over to the lady's apartment. "I figure we might as well get back into the swing, where it all started, because..."
"I know," Joe said. "Harvey would've wanted it that way."
So they got to her apartment. Hungry with desire, the two of them retreated to the boudoir, where within 5 minutes Joe had her squealing like a pig and moaning in ecstacy.
"Oh stop it, stop it, stop it!" she cried.
"Oh no!" Joe said. "Harvey would've wanted it that way!"
He said "Barkeep, send that lady over there another of what she's drinking and put it on my tab."
So the bartender brought the lady her drink and pointed at Joe sitting across the bar from her. She looked up and smiled at Joe, who nonchalantly smiled and walked over to introduce himself.
He said, "So what's a fine-looking woman doing out here at a bar like this alone at night?"
She said "I just came over here from my husband's funeral. Harvey was always so full of life and on his deathbed he made me promise him that I wouldn't spend months and months mourning and grieving for him, wasting my life. So I am going to get drunk and find me a man. Harvey would've wanted it that way."
Joe said "Darling, here's to Harvey." They ordered more drinks and when Joe reached for his wallet to pay, the lady said "Oh no, I'll pick up the tab. Harvey would've wanted it that way."
The two of them left the bar, hopped in a cab and went over to the lady's apartment. "I figure we might as well get back into the swing, where it all started, because..."
"I know," Joe said. "Harvey would've wanted it that way."
So they got to her apartment. Hungry with desire, the two of them retreated to the boudoir, where within 5 minutes Joe had her squealing like a pig and moaning in ecstacy.
"Oh stop it, stop it, stop it!" she cried.
"Oh no!" Joe said. "Harvey would've wanted it that way!"