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A pious old man was standing on the California Seashore one day praying.
"You know god I have been a good man all my life and have not asked you for anything but before I die I would like to go to hawaii. Only I'm afraid to fly and can't swim so could you build a highway bridge to hawaii so I can drive there."
God thought for a moment and responded with, "I'm sorry I can't do that. It wouldn't be right."
The old man conisdered that then said "Well in that case god could you explain to me how women think?"
"How many lanes did you want that bridge?"
"You know god I have been a good man all my life and have not asked you for anything but before I die I would like to go to hawaii. Only I'm afraid to fly and can't swim so could you build a highway bridge to hawaii so I can drive there."
God thought for a moment and responded with, "I'm sorry I can't do that. It wouldn't be right."
The old man conisdered that then said "Well in that case god could you explain to me how women think?"
"How many lanes did you want that bridge?"