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My friend told this, and I couldn't resist.
There was a plane that crashed in the remote parts of the Pacific Ocean. Out of everyone on board, there were only three survivors - three guys. They swam to a nearby island, and did their best to survive and make it their home. Little did they know the island was inhabited by cannibals. One day, the cannibals discovered them and took them to their camp. The chief of the cannibals came over to them and said "You have trespassed. Therefore, you will pay."
The three guys were shaking now, and said "Wait - we haven't even disturbed you!" The chief would have none of it though. He gave them two choices: complete a challenge, or be eaten. They choose the challenge, of course. The chief tells them the challenge is two parts. Part one is to go into the forest and pick five fruits. When asked what the second part was, the chief said he would tell them when they returned with the fruit. With that, he sent out the three men, as well as guards to make sure they didn't run.
The first guy returned carrying three mangos. He said "Chief, five mangos is all I could find".
The chief replies "that will do. Now, I want you to shove all five mangos up your ass, and you must keep a straight face". The guy looks at him like
, but obeys because he doesn't want to be eaten. Well, they obviously wouldn't go in, so the cannibals jump on him and eat him.
Then, the second guy returns with five blueberries. He asks the chief for the second part, and the chief tells him to shove them up his ass without making a face. He's thinking 'alright, that'll be fine!'
The first one goes in fine, the second one also. By the time the third one is in, he doubles over laughing. The cannibals, of course, jump on him and eat him.
Up in Heaven (or wherever you believe you go after death), the first guy and the second guy are talking. The first guy says 'you were doing so well! Why did you laugh?"
The second guy, trying SO hard to talk through his laughter, says "well, I saw the third guy coming back. He had pineapples!"
There was a plane that crashed in the remote parts of the Pacific Ocean. Out of everyone on board, there were only three survivors - three guys. They swam to a nearby island, and did their best to survive and make it their home. Little did they know the island was inhabited by cannibals. One day, the cannibals discovered them and took them to their camp. The chief of the cannibals came over to them and said "You have trespassed. Therefore, you will pay."
The three guys were shaking now, and said "Wait - we haven't even disturbed you!" The chief would have none of it though. He gave them two choices: complete a challenge, or be eaten. They choose the challenge, of course. The chief tells them the challenge is two parts. Part one is to go into the forest and pick five fruits. When asked what the second part was, the chief said he would tell them when they returned with the fruit. With that, he sent out the three men, as well as guards to make sure they didn't run.
The first guy returned carrying three mangos. He said "Chief, five mangos is all I could find".
The chief replies "that will do. Now, I want you to shove all five mangos up your ass, and you must keep a straight face". The guy looks at him like
, but obeys because he doesn't want to be eaten. Well, they obviously wouldn't go in, so the cannibals jump on him and eat him.Then, the second guy returns with five blueberries. He asks the chief for the second part, and the chief tells him to shove them up his ass without making a face. He's thinking 'alright, that'll be fine!'
The first one goes in fine, the second one also. By the time the third one is in, he doubles over laughing. The cannibals, of course, jump on him and eat him.
Up in Heaven (or wherever you believe you go after death), the first guy and the second guy are talking. The first guy says 'you were doing so well! Why did you laugh?"
The second guy, trying SO hard to talk through his laughter, says "well, I saw the third guy coming back. He had pineapples!"
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