My high school was so bad....

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Audience: HOW BAD WAS IT?!

It was worth the trip out, wasn't it?



Anyhow, my high school was so bad, they had to cancel sex education. Driver's Ed needed the car back.

[Gawdzillers]

Similar one that went around my school, usually before football games:
Hey, why doesn't (other school) teach Sex Ed and Driver's Ed at the same time?

They don't wanna wear out the mule.

[wolfie]

Did the school board turn down a request from the school library for money to buy more books, on the grounds that they already had two, and one wasn't even coloured yet?

[XCashier]

my high school was so bad...

All the frogs disappeared from the biology lab the day before the cafeteria served Mystery Meatloaf.

[RayvenQ]

My school was so bad that computer classes were all female.....the mice had no balls

[emax4]

Our high school was so tough, we broke in to local houses for Home Ec class, then ran out their houses later which was also Phys Ed.

(sorry, just improvised that)

[superhotelworker]

My HS was soo bad..

The principal was a janitor & security officer, just to save us 22 bucks a week. (So not even kidding).