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    An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly
    smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up
    the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from
    the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the
    bedroom, and with even greater effort inched himself down the stairs,
    gripping the railing with both hands.

    With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into
    the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought
    himself already in heaven. There, spread out upon newspapers on
    the kitchen table, were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate
    chip cookies.

    Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted
    wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one
    great final effort, he moved himself toward the table. His parched lips
    parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was almost already in his mouth;
    seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand, shakily made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula
    by his wife.

    "Stay out of those," she said, "they're for the funeral."
    Coworker: Distro of choice?
    Me: Gentoo.
    Coworker: Ahh. A Masochist. I thought so.
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