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Three nuns died and went to Heaven. At the Pearly Gates they were informed by St Peter that due to their years of dedication to the Church they would be reincarnated as anyone they chose, living or dead.
The first nun decides that she wants to be Madonna, during the era of the pointy bra. Poof, she's gone and reincarnated as Madonna.
The second nun decides she wants to be Sophia Loren. Poof, she's gone and reincarnated as Sophia Loren.
The third nun decides she wants to be Sarah Pipalini. This causes some confusion so she pulls out an old piece of paper. St Peter reads the piece of newspaper and bursts out laughing. He explains 'No sister, this says the Sahara Pipeline was laid by 1000 men in 100 days.'
The first nun decides that she wants to be Madonna, during the era of the pointy bra. Poof, she's gone and reincarnated as Madonna.
The second nun decides she wants to be Sophia Loren. Poof, she's gone and reincarnated as Sophia Loren.
The third nun decides she wants to be Sarah Pipalini. This causes some confusion so she pulls out an old piece of paper. St Peter reads the piece of newspaper and bursts out laughing. He explains 'No sister, this says the Sahara Pipeline was laid by 1000 men in 100 days.'
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