An inaccurate but still funny one

[Gawdzillers]

Who is Cap'n Crunch's commanding officer?

General Mills.

If you want to ruin the joke:
It's inaccurate because Cap'n Crunch is made by Quaker, not General Mills, as well as the fact that there are no Generals but rather Admirals in the US Navy. I just can't enjoy a joke without overthinking it.

[Ironclad Alibi]

When captured by the enemy, you don't have to tell them anything except your name rank and cereal sponsor.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

When captured by the enemy, you don't have to tell them anything except your name rank and cereal sponsor.

I thought it was favorite breakfast cereal. Just watch Bill Engvall in the movie "Delta Farce."

And that reminds me of an oldie:

Q. Why did the soldier salute the refrigerator?

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A. His name was General Electric

[Ironclad Alibi]

I thought it was favorite breakfast cereal.

It probably depends on which generation you belong to. The joke I posted dates from the 1950s when just about every show, especially kids' show, had a cereal sponser.

[Caffienated_Caramel]

When captured by the enemy, you don't have to tell them anything except your name rank and cereal sponsor.

I lol'd good.