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    A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.

    The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

    For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, ‘I’m sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.’

    The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn’t realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

    The driver replied, ‘No, no, I’m sorry, it’s entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab ………………. I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.’
    I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

  • #2
    Darn Zombies, such tricky people.

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    • #3
      XD aahhhh! I love it! I need to share this with my roomie-- she loves being scared, but only in the way she knows it's safe-- like a haunted house, rather than walking down a scary street.
      "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
      "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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