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    Sooooooooo......

    What did Brett Favre say to Jenn Sterger?

























    "I'll show you my naked bootleg if you show me your quick outs."

    HI-O!
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

  • #2
    That didn't take long for these to start.
    "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House

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    • #3
      Hey, that's not funny. Brett Favre has become a grandfather. Or maybe he hasn’t. Or maybe he has. He’s still not sure.
      "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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      • #4
        Sooooooo.....

        it seems the Minnesota State Patrol is investigating an incident in which former Minnesota Vikings head coach Brad Childress's house was egged.

        An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. One egg hit Mr. Childress's house, three eggs sailed over his residence and hit the house behind his, four eggs struck the houses of Childress's next door neighbors, and the remaining four eggs were found smashed on the ground near the empty carton.

        Looking at what was hit, police consider Brett Favre to be their main suspect.

        HI-OOOOOOO!
        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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        • #5
          Richard Seymour only got fined $25,000 and no suspension for open palm punching Ben Roethlisberger in the head.

          What a slap in the face!
          "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House

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          • #6
            In other news, Oliver Stone and Joe Pesci are considering suing Derek Anderson for plagiarizing Pesci's "Good Fellas" tirade about things that are or are not funny.

            In still other news, the Arizona Cardinals are considering suing Anderson as well--for impersonating a quarterback. In related news, the NFL says it may sue the Arizona Cardinals for impersonating an NFL team.

            "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
            Still A Customer."

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            • #7
              Those pictures were intended for Bretts wife but they were intercepted.

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              • #8
                Quoth Gibbo View Post
                Those pictures were intended for Bretts wife but they were intercepted.


                This is the winner of the thread. I declare this thread to be over.
                "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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