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    There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals



    A Lion



    A Chimp




    A Giraffe



    AND




    A Squirrel


    They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree

    Who do you guess will win




    Your answer will reflect your personality

    So think carefully






    Now highlight to see the analysis

    If your answer is

    Lion = you're dull


    Chimpanzee = you're dense


    Giraffe = you're a complete moron


    Squirrel = you're hopeless

    Why?

    For This Reason

    A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS






    Obviously you're stressed and overworked
    You should take some time off and relax



  • #2
    *giggles* i read it and at the last part about "who is the fastest to get a banana" and went..."but coconuts don't have bananas"

    So i win? I get a cookie?
    I can only please one person a day, today isn't your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

    When someone asks you a stupid question, give them a stupid answer.

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    • #3
      You win a banana-coconut cookie.
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • #4
        And... you win the banana-flavoured interwebbs...

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        • #5
          I obviously overthink thinks and miss the obvious. I thought the lion would eat all the others and wouldn't want a banana anyway.
          "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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          • #6
            Quoth cinema guy View Post
            I obviously overthink thinks and miss the obvious. I thought the lion would eat all the others and wouldn't want a banana anyway.
            Well, I would think that after eating all the other animals in the competition he probably wouldn't have the room for a banana.
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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