Old Wal of Mart joke

[Sheldonrs]

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

[surreal20]

*giggles* I love your stab back at her. That's all I'll say :P

[tollbaby]

EEEEHHHHEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHE OMG

I just about spit baba ghannouj all over the monitor LMAO That's what I get for reading the board while eating lunch.

[Zellie Crescent]

I've seen more of those women than I think anyone should.

[dalesys]

She uses that hole-in-the-wall hookup place.



... even better than the double bag and patriotic flag for maintaining anonymity...