Wife: Gee, I wish my boobs were bigger.
Husband: Just get some toilet paper and rub it between them.
Wife: Why would I do that? How would that work?
Husband: It works for your butt, doesn't it?
Husband: Just get some toilet paper and rub it between them.
Wife: Why would I do that? How would that work?
Husband: It works for your butt, doesn't it?
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