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Why did the pervert cross the road?
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Because he was stuck to the chicken.
Because he was stuck to the chicken.
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Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily -
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I thought it was because the sign outside K-mart said "Boys' underwear half off".Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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New book at the bookstore: "Chicken Schtupt for the Soul".I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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