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Efficiency in action.
I was at a fairly nice restaurant the other day. Shortly after ordering my meal I noticed all the waiters had spoons in their front shirt pocket. When my waiter came over I asked him why. He said they had an efficiency expert come in and he said that the most commonly dropped utensil is the spoon. So all the waiters carry a spoon in their pocket. If a customer drops their spoon a waiter will give them the spoon in their pocket and pick up another one next time they are in the kitchen.
Sure enough a little while later I dropped my spoon and the waiter gave me the spoon from his pocket. After my meal I noticed he had a piece of string hanging out of his fly. Being the inquisitive sort I asked about it. He said the same efficiency expert had all the waiters tie bits of string to there penises so when they go pee they can use the string to pull it out. That way they won’t have to wash their hands and they can get back to work faster. I thought about this and asked “Well how do you get it back in?”
He said “Well I don’t know about the other waiters but I use the spoon.”
Sure enough a little while later I dropped my spoon and the waiter gave me the spoon from his pocket. After my meal I noticed he had a piece of string hanging out of his fly. Being the inquisitive sort I asked about it. He said the same efficiency expert had all the waiters tie bits of string to there penises so when they go pee they can use the string to pull it out. That way they won’t have to wash their hands and they can get back to work faster. I thought about this and asked “Well how do you get it back in?”
He said “Well I don’t know about the other waiters but I use the spoon.”
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