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  • #1

    There's Always Room For A Jello Joke

    Hey guys.

    What is jello?



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  • #2
    That's why Utahns put shredded carrots in it...

    So it can see where it's going, even in the dark.
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    • #3
      that's AWESOME! I know people who do jello shots, I need to tell them this...
      Also... carrot? How do you explain pineapple and brocolli?
      (both are gross, jello should be pure, maybe with booze.)
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      • #4
        Broccoli? Pineapple I understand, at least, but broccoli??
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • #5
          Reminds me of a Penny Arcade comic.

          http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/4/7/
          "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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          • #6
            Quoth Gawdzillers View Post
            Reminds me of a Penny Arcade comic.

            http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/4/7/
            And now I'm never gonna eat jello again.
            ......../\
            ....../__\
            ..../\...../\
            ../__\../__\

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            • #7
              Quoth Sarah Valentine View Post
              And now I'm never gonna eat jello again.
              Good. That leaves more for the rest of us that don't care about what it is made of. I also like hot dogs.
              "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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