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Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter.
MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE BASTARDS!!
MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE BASTARDS!!
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I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
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I thought it was the amount of energy needed to raise water a degree....Military Spouse Support.
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BA to BS? Edumbicated DHMO!
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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Only a physicist specializing in thermodynamics could lose weight on a 1,500,000 calorie per day diet.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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