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Three friends married women from different Midwestern states.
The first man married a woman from Minnesota. He told her she was to do the dishes and house cleaning every day. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he arrived home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from North Dakota. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he saw no results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a woman from Wisconsin. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washes, and prepare three hot meals a day. He said the first day he didn't see anything, and on the second day he didn't see anything either. But by the third day, some of the swelling around had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Also his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. However, it still hurts when he pees.
The first man married a woman from Minnesota. He told her she was to do the dishes and house cleaning every day. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he arrived home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from North Dakota. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he saw no results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a woman from Wisconsin. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washes, and prepare three hot meals a day. He said the first day he didn't see anything, and on the second day he didn't see anything either. But by the third day, some of the swelling around had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Also his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. However, it still hurts when he pees.
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