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A Catholic and a Hindu are making toast. The Catholic says "I can see Jesus in my margarine." The Hindu says "I can't believe it's not Buddha."
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"I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard. -
I don't know if my pasta would approve.
He's really not soft on idolatry.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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A sucky customer sees a sign "Buddhist Pizza", walks in, and says "Make me one with everything". The pizza guy rolls out the dough, brushes on the sauce, adds some of each topping, and puts it in the oven. When it's ready, he cuts and packages it, and tells the customer "That'll be $18.45".
Since it's only 15 minutes after opening, and he's the first customer, the SC (naturally) tenders a $100 bill. The pizza guy accepts it, hands over the pizza, and says "Have a nice day".
The SC demands "Hey, wait a minute - I gave you a $100 for an $18.45 pizza. Where's my change?"
The pizza guy replies "Change comes from within."Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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