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How did Pinocchio discover he wasn't a real boy?
He tried to masturbate and he caught on fire.
He tried to masturbate and he caught on fire.
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Sometimes life is altered.
Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
Uneasy with confrontation.
Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right -
Reminds me of this one I got in my email a few weeks ago:
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex.
Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try rubbing himself with a little sandpaper and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.
A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum. -
I am so telling that one next time I'm at the bar!
Sometimes life is altered.
Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
Uneasy with confrontation.
Won't turn out right. Can't turn out rightComment
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