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Woman brings a duck to Vet. Vet says, "Your duck is dead." Woman says, "Are you sure?". "Yes", says Vet. How can you be sure you've done no tests. Vet brings in a labrador retriever which sniffs the duck and shakes his head. Next, a cat which sniffs the bird and shakes its head. Vet says, "Sorry, but as I said, your duck is dead." Vet hands woman a bill. She cries, "$820 to tell me my duck is dead!" Vet says, "If you had taken my word for it the bill would be $20 , but Lab Reports and Cat Scans cost extra."
Woman brings a duck to Vet. Vet says, "Your duck is dead." Woman says, "Are you sure?". "Yes", says Vet. How can you be sure you've done no tests. Vet brings in a labrador retriever which sniffs the duck and shakes his head. Next, a cat which sniffs the bird and shakes its head. Vet says, "Sorry, but as I said, your duck is dead." Vet hands woman a bill. She cries, "$820 to tell me my duck is dead!" Vet says, "If you had taken my word for it the bill would be $20 , but Lab Reports and Cat Scans cost extra."