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Two men walk into a bar.
The first man says "I'd like some H2O."
The second man says "I'd like some H2O too."
The second man dies.
The first man says "I'd like some H2O."
The second man says "I'd like some H2O too."
The second man dies.
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PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk! -
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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I guess the second man wasn't trying to go blonde.Comment
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Johnny was a chemist's son
Johnny is no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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