A Duck Walks Into A Bar

[smfrazier]

Some people find this joke stupid but I thought it was funny.

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "Got any grapes?" The bartender says "no".

The next night the same thing happens. "Got any grapes?" "I told you last night we don't have any grapes. This is a bar." This happens every night for about a week.

Finally the bartender says "I'm really getting tired of this. The next time you come in here and ask for grapes I'm going to nail your bill to the bar."

The next night the duck comes in.

"Got any nails?"

"No."

"Got any grapes?"

[Slayer]

LOL. I liked it

There's a YouTube video similar to that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

It's a silly video.

Hope the link works. I'm on my phone.

[Chanlin]

My uncle used to tell a similar joke involving a grocery store and "gwapes"

[smfrazier]

update

I heard this joke several years ago. I thought it was gum that the duck asked for, but after seeing the video and reading the comments I think it was probably grapes. It really doesn't affect the joke any, but grapes sounds funnier for some reason, so I changed it.