The only time it's good to say "I've got diarrhea"

[evilhomer]

The only time it's good to say "I've got diarrhea" is when you're playing scrabble. It's worth a shitload of points.

[wolfie]

Coupons

Saw this one and thought you might enjoy it:

While handing a 25 cents-off coupon to the supermarket clerk at the checkout counter, a woman inadvertently missed her hand, and the coupon slipped beneath the scale and was gone.

The checker looked distressed so the woman said, "That's OK - it's in coupon heaven now."

"Coupon heaven?" the checker said.

"Yes," the woman said. "That's where coupons go when they die."

"Only the redeemed ones!" said the checker.

[MattW]

The only time it's good to say "I've got diarrhea" is when you're playing scrabble. It's worth a shitload of points.

Reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD0VSJlKXEY 2 minutes in!

[cinema guy]

The only time it's good to say "I've got diarrhea" is when you're playing scrabble. It's worth a shitload of points.

Only 12 points. Me and the gf play Scrabble a lot.