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    It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1961, and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.

    He arrived at her house and rang the bell.

    'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. 'Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink, perhaps Lemonade or Iced tea?'

    'Iced tea, please,' Fred said.
    Mom brought the iced tea.

    'So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?' she asked.

    'Oh, probably catch a movie and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach.'

    'Peggy likes to screw, you know,' Mom informed him.

    'Really?' Fred replied, his eyebrows rising.

    'Oh yes,' the mother continued, 'When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do! Screw, again and again!!'

    'Is that so?' asked Fred, incredulous.
    'Yes,' said the mother. 'As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!'

    'Well, thanks for the tip!' Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.


    A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture, wearing a pink blouse and a hooped skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail.
    She greeted Fred.

    'Have fun, kids!' the mother said as they left.

    Two hours later, a completely dishevelled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.

    'The Twist, Mum!' she angrily yelled. 'The f**king dance is called the Twist!!!'

  • #2
    LMAO!

    Hadn't heard that one before. Thanks!

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    • #3
      Thanks.

      I didn't know if the slang term for 'screw' meant the same thing in North America as it does in the UK so I thought it might get a bit lost on some.

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      • #4
        Quoth MattW View Post
        Thanks.

        I didn't know if the slang term for 'screw' meant the same thing in North America as it does in the UK so I thought it might get a bit lost on some.
        It means that down here too. Alternately, "you're screwed" can refer to you being in trouble or things have gone completely belly-up.

        This is a good joke though

        On a slightly related note, apparaently the term "root" has different meanings in Australia and the US. In America it refers to you supporting for a team. In Australia it refers to having sex . (we use the term "barrack")
        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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        • #5
          Guess who Canada had doing winter Olympics clothing... a company named "Roots"! Made for some interesting commentary....
          There's no such thing as a stupid question... just stupid people.

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          • #6
            Quoth fireheart View Post
            On a slightly related note, apparaently the term "root" has different meanings in Australia and the US. In America it refers to you supporting for a team. In Australia it refers to having sex . (we use the term "barrack")
            Hence the slang term "wombat" for an overly-selfish boyfriend. After all, a wombat eats roots and leaves.
            Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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