1: A man is driving down the street when he strikes a old man crossing the street. During the trial, the man's lawyer tells the jury to take a look at the man's driving record. In twenty years he never even had a parking ticket and thus the old man clearly jumped in the way of the car, and indeed it is true about the driving record. The old man's lawyer nods, and goes up to the jury.
"Following the logical of the defendent, take a look at the old man's record. In sixty years he's never been hit by a car!"
2: A boxer gets drunk at the bar, and preceeds to beat the crap at all the bar drinkers and bartenders. During the trial, his lawyer proclaims that the boxer was just practing the craft, and thus shouldn't go to jail. The judge nods. "I won't send him to jail, but he can practice his craft for 500,000 rounds in prison...."
3: A man goes mad and proceeds to go on a killing rampage, before being subdued. During his trial, his lawyer relizes he is losing, and comes up with a wild idea. With a pleading voice, he proclaims that it was the man's ARMS that did the killing, and he should be spared because it was the arms that did it. The judge nods. "I belive your story it was the arms that did it. I'll sentence them to life in prison. He can choose to go with them or not...."
"Following the logical of the defendent, take a look at the old man's record. In sixty years he's never been hit by a car!"
2: A boxer gets drunk at the bar, and preceeds to beat the crap at all the bar drinkers and bartenders. During the trial, his lawyer proclaims that the boxer was just practing the craft, and thus shouldn't go to jail. The judge nods. "I won't send him to jail, but he can practice his craft for 500,000 rounds in prison...."
3: A man goes mad and proceeds to go on a killing rampage, before being subdued. During his trial, his lawyer relizes he is losing, and comes up with a wild idea. With a pleading voice, he proclaims that it was the man's ARMS that did the killing, and he should be spared because it was the arms that did it. The judge nods. "I belive your story it was the arms that did it. I'll sentence them to life in prison. He can choose to go with them or not...."
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