"I'm not dead yet!"

[Jester]

"In fact, you are the main reason I popped in here now.

Wow. I'm touched. Thanks!

Oh, BTW, STOP THAT SHIT!!!!!111

Um....what shit?!?

I had actually figured that if you didn't pop back up by this weekend, I was going to PM you and see if you had finally figured out how to turn water to beer or something.

No, but I have figured out how to turn beer into water...or at least something very close to water.

Glad to see I can continue planning my Key West rum-a-thon.

Details?

[Kanalah]

Seraph, he has.

Glad to see I can continue planning my Key West rum-a-thon.

[Seraph]

I had actually figured that if you didn't pop back up by this weekend, I was going to PM you and see if you had finally figured out how to turn water to beer or something.

Glad to see you back, Jester.

[JustaCashier]

I'm shocked to hear what's been happening to you lately, Jester. Just about fell outta my chair!

Seriously, though, it seemed as though you were MIA, but I'm not getting in here so often myself anymore.

In fact, you are the main reason I popped in here now.

I last visited about five days ago, looked around for some posts from you, and when I didn't see any, I checked your Profile, and saw that yes indeedy it had been awhile. I figured if there was nothing recent from you on this visit, I'd put out a "Where's Jester?" thread.

Anyway, glad you are still with us!

Oh, BTW, STOP THAT SHIT!!!!!111

Mike

[Jester]

Now, if I could only get MILF sex, or any other kind of sex. Yeah, right, like that's possible. I know I'll bitch about how Mother Nature is pissing me off instead.

You can either look at the positive or look at the negative. I choose to do the former. Not only in my current situation, but in the previous one where I wasn't getting any play. It's your choice how to approach it. I find that the positive approach works better for me, not simply for getting some action (which it clearly doesn't always work for), but just for my mental health in general.

Wowsers. What happened, did someone bless/curse you with the ol' "May you lead an interesting life" or something? o_O

Since when have I NOT led an interesting life?!?

I get you on the tablet typing. I post From mine, but I have an old school keyboard and mouse hooked into mine via the usb ports.

I bought a protective case/cover with a built in keyboard to go with my iPad, and I use the keyboard for longer things, when the touch screen is a bit much (using the touch screen now, but this is a short entry), but even that keyboard is not as easy or fast as my laptop keyboard.

[telecom_goddess]

Congrats on the MILF sex, Jester. So happy to see you back. I sure as hell missed you around here.

Now, if I could only get MILF sex, or any other kind of sex. Yeah, right, like that's possible. I know I'll bitch about how Mother Nature is pissing me off instead.

MILF sex I love it. And I second the wanting any kind of sex. It's been years now. However there is some hope on the horizon we shall see

[Sonoma]

Welcome back, Jester.

[dalesys]

Mmnnmmph! Winter's finally leaving and the japester pokes his nose out?


Batten down for six more weeks.

[sms001]

Glad to see it was "A Series of Unfortunate Events" rather than some world shifting tragedy, Jester. I even asked the Mod Squad about you a couple of weeks ago. Try not to worry us like that again please. (Yeah, I know, if you could have foreseen those things happening to know how long it would be....)

Off to bike to work in a balmy 40F, but more later.

[Akasa]

Welcome back Jester!

[Food Lady]

I get you on the tablet typing. I post from mine, but I have an old school keyboard and mouse hooked into mine via the usb ports.

[KhirasHY]

That boy's got a lot of electricity runnin' through him...

[EricKei]

Welcome Back, Kott--- uhm, Jester! ^_^;>

Wowsers. What happened, did someone bless/curse you with the ol' "May you lead an interesting life" or something? o_O

[Victory Sabre]

Congrats on the MILF sex, Jester. So happy to see you back. I sure as hell missed you around here.

Now, if I could only get MILF sex, or any other kind of sex. Yeah, right, like that's possible. I know I'll bitch about how Mother Nature is pissing me off instead.

[Caffienated_Caramel]

Welcome back Jester