Epic Karmic Bitch Slap Makes My Saturday GLORIOUS!

[Taurus52]

Brings to mind an old Bedouin proverb I picked up. ( mind fulla trash,I know)

The best revenge is sitting in the door flap of your tent while the funereal procession of your enemy passes by.

Not an exact fit but close.

[sms001]

Now that was, if I do my math correctly, actually over five years ago, because I'm pretty sure her second sentencing came in the late spring or sometime in the summer of 2008.

Well, you did the poll about attending her hearings on September 18th, 2008, so pretty close.

[taxguykarl]

Whether or not you attend, do let us know how the sentencing goes.

[Jester]

The best revenge is sitting in the door flap of your tent while the funereal procession of your enemy passes by.

Not an exact fit but close.

Actually, it works really well for me, and somehow has a poetic fit to this situation. Because I will be in the comfort of my own tent (freedom, comfy apartment, good jobs) while her I watch her "funeral procession" (her legal crash and burn, if you will). I like it!

Well, you did the poll about attending her hearings on September 18th, 2008, so pretty close.

Thought it was earlier in the year, but the county clerk's website agrees with you. So her probably would not actually be done, but damn close, if she had only done what she was supposed to do. Either way, what a maroon!

Whether or not you attend, do let us know how the sentencing goes.

Oh, absofuckinglutely! Even if I attend, her case may not come up till after I leave for work, but I'll keep tabs on it for sure. It's too much fun for me not to!

And after all, almost 72% of the people in the poll SMS brought up felt it was perfectly fine for me to attend. And who am I to argue with you fine folks?

[Jester]

Had an amusing exchange with one of my chefs just now...

HIM: "So, do you still have visitation rights?" *nudge nudge wink wink*

ME: "To quote George Carlin, I wouldn't fuck that with a stolen dick."

I've always liked your idea of evil, Jester

You mean the vindictive, grudge-holding, schadenfreude style of evil?

[Seraph]

All I can offer is this.

/fistbump

[Jay 2K Winger]

Brings to mind an old Bedouin proverb I picked up. ( mind fulla trash,I know)

The best revenge is sitting in the door flap of your tent while the funereal procession of your enemy passes by.

Not an exact fit but close.

Actually, it works really well for me, and somehow has a poetic fit to this situation. Because I will be in the comfort of my own tent (freedom, comfy apartment, good jobs) while her I watch her "funeral procession" (her legal crash and burn, if you will). I like it!

I always liked Alexandre Dumas' approach to revenge-- "The best revenge is living well."

And given that Jester is free to walk out of that court room without a set of silver bracelets, and to then carry on being the High Priest to Grog-Boozith (From Whom All Nectar Flows) and being his generally awesome self, I'd say that Jester is living well.

And I'm sure he'd agree.

[Jester]

I always liked Alexandre Dumas' approach to revenge-- "The best revenge is living well."

And given that Jester is free to walk out of that court room without a set of silver bracelets, and to then carry on being the High Priest to Grog-Boozith (From Whom All Nectar Flows) and being his generally awesome self, I'd say that Jester is living well.

And I'm sure he'd agree.

I do.

And if I've never said it before, I absolutely love your title for me.

And if it's true that I've never said it before, I apologize...I should have.

And I've adopted your given title for me as my title here, as a small measure of both my appreciation and amends for not acknowledging it sooner. (Only some of it fit, so I made do.)

[Jay 2K Winger]

I do.

And if I've never said it before, I absolutely love your title for me.

And if it's true that I've never said it before, I apologize...I should have.

And I've adopted your given title for me as my title here, as a small measure of both my appreciation and amends for not acknowledging it sooner. (Only some of it fit, so I made do.)

Things like this always bring a smile to my face, and make me proud and a little bashful. I just post things that I find amusing and hope others do as well.

It's when they become popular (PWNADE, for one) or reach "ascended"/canon status (Seraph's "Enemy of Normalcy" moniker for instance) that it really hits home.

[Jester]

Wait....YOU coined "PWNADE"?!?

SERIOUSLY?

I'm not crazy. I know I've seen that online other than here right?

Pardon me while I stare in utter AWE.

(And while I realize that the same guy who coined that phrase saw worthy of giving me such am amazing--and fitting--title...)

[Jay 2K Winger]

Wait....YOU coined "PWNADE"?!?

SERIOUSLY?

I'm not crazy. I know I've seen that online other than here right?

Pardon me while I stare in utter AWE.

(And while I realize that the same guy who coined that phrase saw worthy of giving me such am amazing--and fitting--title...)

I don't know that I necessarily COINED it, but I certainly popularized it here on the boards here.

[BroSCFischer]

I always liked Alexandre Dumas' approach to revenge-- "The best revenge is living well."

Not exactly how The Count of Monte Cristo handled revenge, though.

(I really want to re-read that for the 15th time)

SC

[Jester]

Refresh my memory....how DID the Count handle revenge?

[lordlundar]

Refresh my memory....how DID the Count handle revenge?

Lessie, he bankrupt the owner of the company he worked for, he got the chief prosecutor in his treason trial arrested and imprisoned fro treason, and as for his former friend who set him up to be the fall guy who married his love, he turned both her and their son against him. He stopped short of that fully (was going to kill him after) because his love convinced him that he wasn't worth it. When his former friend then tried to kill him, his lover shot him.

So the protagonist of the story was very big on ironic revenge.

[Jester]

Sounds like my kind of guy.