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  • You know your boyfriend is drunk...

    ...when he comes home at 3:30am wielding two stuffed animals that he has NO clue as to where he got them from (no price tags or receipt either).

    We didn't discover the origin of said stuffed animals until this morning when we both woke up at around 10am and I discovered them amidst the clothing he'd shed that night.
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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    Heh. Most likely a carnival or a claw machine. Too bad, sounds like the story would be hilarious...

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    • #3
      *Where* were they stuffed?
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      • #4
        Quoth dalesys View Post
        *Where* were they stuffed?
        in china most likely.
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        Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.

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        • #5
          Quoth TheSHAD0W View Post
          Heh. Most likely a carnival or a claw machine. Too bad, sounds like the story would be hilarious...
          Oh I'll find out the origin later.

          Eta: it was neither. Turns out that some random lady was walking around, selling toys as she had been a child abuse survivor. Boyfriend, in his drunken state, purchased them. >.>

          While somewhat hilarious, I have a sneaking suspicion that he was conned.
          Last edited by fireheart; 09-30-2013, 01:47 PM.
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          Now queen of USSR-Land...

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          • #6
            Quoth dalesys View Post
            *Where* were they stuffed?
            And with what?
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