Weird crushes...

[mathnerd]

No, Han was not fat. But Skywalker was skinnier. And Luke WOULD have gotten the girl, except for that the girl was his sister. And that would just be gross. Plus he was a nice guy. And I like nice guys, even if they don't have the coolest space ships.

[cashierbex]

Batman. Not Bruce Wayne. Batman.

[mathnerd]

He wasn't well known at the time, and unless you're in the classical music world, you still wouldn't know who he is, but I went to high school with this guy and had the world's biggest crush on him. He was part of the reason I wanted to name my oldest kid Nathan, but I got overridden (my ex husband wanted a Jr.)

http://www.juilliard.edu/faculty/nat...ion=node/19770

[CloserToSane]

I don't think mine are weird, I'm told that as the majority of my celebrity crushes are in their 30's or beyond (just a few... or more) that makes them weird by default. I just like older women.

[Aethian]

Etho of YouTube fame. I'm just in love with his voice and personality. But this is one time I know he'll never know I exist.

[Dentarthurdent]

Oh gods. Yes.

Ford Prefect from Hitchhiker's Guide (actually, there's not a thing weird about that one, except I guess that he's an alien).

Smike from Nicholas Nickelby. Also, I ship him hooking up with River Tam from Firefly. BECAUSE.

I...I have a thing for John Marcone from the Dresden Files. The more -worthy part is that I really, really enjoy reading slashfic that pairs him with Harry Dresden. I know it's never, ever going to happen. But I love it.

Okay, Imma go start my own thread now, with blackjack, and hookers! Um...actually I'm going to start one on "favorite slash pairings".

[Sunshine]

Ok...when i was a lil ray myself i used to pretend i was married to lou farigno of the incredible hulk fame. O.o
sean connery
Willem dafoe

[Automan Empire]

I've had a crush on Sandra Bullock since While you were sleeping, though the crush-o-meter reading found a new lower equilibrium with the whole marrying Jesse James thing.
Since we're talking cartoon fantasies, I've never had an urge toward cosplay, but I ship something as Shezow and Dudepow.

[firecat88]

My weird crushes are...well, I'm not sure how weird some people might think them, really.

• Joel Tobeck (who anyone who's seen Hercules or Xena would know as Strife)
• Chris Conrad (who, again, anyone whose seen Hercules will know as Jason's younger self in the flashback episodes from season 4)
• Kevin Durand (he's been in a buncha things, but possibly most famously as Blob in X-Men Origins and Little John in the Russell Crowe version of Robin Hood)
• Daire Nolan. If you're familiar with the original 1996 version of Lord of the Dance (or the later 'Feet Of Flames' show), he played the villain.
• Several members of the Yogscast (particularly Lewis, Turps, Sjin, and Strippin)
• All three main members of Great Big Sea.

And that's only the actual human/not animated ones. XD I always have had and still have a crush on Goliath from Gargoyles and Robin Hood from the animated Disney version.

[wolfie]

I always have had and still have a crush on Goliath from Gargoyles and Robin Hood from the animated Disney version.

I realize that this particular slang term is usually applied to women, but the Robin Hood you're referring to was definitely a fox.

[firecat88]

I realize that this particular slang term is usually applied to women, but the Robin Hood you're referring to was definitely a fox.

Yes. Yes he was.

[Mr. Anubite]

Marc Maron. I don't care that he's 30 years older than me, I still want to do unmentionable things to him

[Dentarthurdent]

Marc Maron. I don't care that he's 30 years older than me, I still want to do unmentionable things to him

I...feel that way about Nathan Fillion. Even if he's got 15 years on me. Hell, I've dated one guy that was old enough to be my dad.

[Tama]

Oh god my list.

Disney's Frollo, for the simple reason ...that he oozes power. And his voice.

Sheogorath (Oblivion), the Joker... Because darn it, crazy is charismatic sometimes.


To make it more normal, Jean-Luc Picard. He's got his shit together.

Geez, I have HORRIBLE (mostly) taste, don't I?

[Zellie Crescent]

Real people:
Adam Richmond from Man v Food

Carrie Underwood singer

Gackt singer

Taylor Swift singer

Katy Perry singer

TV people:
Olivia Benson from Law & Order: SVU

Jessie Porter from Burn Notice

Amy Pond from Doctor Who

The 11th Doctor from Doctor Who

Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead

Video game people:
Sephiroth from the Final Fantasy VII games

Felix from the Golden sun games

Alex from the Golden Sun games

Snow from the Final Fantasy XIII games

Samus Aran from the Metroid games

Manga/Anime people:
Miroku from Inuyasha

Sesshomaru from Inuyasha

L from Death Note

Demon-Eyes Kyo from Samurai Deeper Kyo



Please don't judge me.