How thread titles line up wonderfully....

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Just don't do it!

I did it.

[BookstoreEscapee]

A funny thing happened on the way to the bank

Slicey and the F in math

[Kit-Ginevra]

How can you tell that fall is nearly here?
Coming Attractions-the 2016 Christmas Card Exchange!

Inventory a week from Thursday
Seriously considering getting myself fired

[catcul]

Who's had a hysterectomy?
Things you don't want to hear from a doctor

[BookstoreEscapee]

How can you tell that fall is almost here...?

The Circus...

Wait....WHAT?!

[Kit-Ginevra]

Rather beautifully...

The end of this job
Looking for 30-35 hours a week job
I may have a job

[catcul]

A technological revolution in thievery.
You do not pay me enough.

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You do not pay me enough.
Inventory is a week from Thursday

[Seanette]

Inventory is a week from Thursday
I think I'll call out sick that day...

Seems to me like someone with more talent than I have could do a song or poem starting with this.

[Kit-Ginevra]

Inventory is a week from Thursday
I think I'll call out sick that day...

[Kit-Ginevra]

If you're going to leave a shitty tip...
No soup for you!

[wolfie]

In Sightings:

Bathroom break
SCs must wash hands before exiting restroom

[Kit-Ginevra]

We had ZERO sales!
HTH did this happen?

[Kit-Ginevra]

Things that I am tired of hearing...
You're going to lose your jobs!

[Kit-Ginevra]

Words that make you cringe....
Work wants us to rewatch training videos...

[CyberLurch]

I've noticed that a lot of the threads lately in MiM involve quitting. I won't spoil the fun, go look for yourself.