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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun" -
yes, Poop stinks
the story of the singing digestives"And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--ShakespeareComment
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random thoughts
Mmm...pi(e)Comment
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I'm not a Luddite, but....
What am I, chopped liver?You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~ArgabargaComment
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So not a kitten but...
One of our kitties had parasites
So I'm going under the knife...
Welp...there's my problem!The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.Comment
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So not a kitten but...
My cat has a screw looseThe Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.Comment
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Jobs for 15 year olds?
Hilariously bad dates."Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
- Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy VComment
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You do WHAT with potatoes?!
Fired...and I still don't know whyThe Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.Comment
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Lunatic at the tax office..
Are they recruiting from the insane asylum now?The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.Comment
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So I'm going under the knife soon
Well that's fun
Half a day isn't long enough IMOThe Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.Comment
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So what do you want to be when you grow up?
Uber-Ass
an ambition many will accomplish :PThe Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.Comment
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So what do you want to be when you grow up?
Rather condescending, aren't you?"Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit
"Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77Comment
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From Cursing Out Coworkers:
Things you shouldn't say if you want to keep your job
You're too stupid to open a box?Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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Doesn't want to get up early
What a horrible human being
I'm trying to be nice here
Given that the first title is about one of Irv's coworkers, the other two make even more sense.I would have a nice day, but I have other things to do.Comment
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It's all I've got
The perils of wearing a nametag
Making patients VERY happy! (mildly nsfw)
New position
Just put it on the counter
I just realized that these lined up under the new posts link,... hoping it countsComment
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