How thread titles line up wonderfully....

[Kit-Ginevra]

There's a whole porn-at-the-store story here

All she did was walk up to the counter(suck on my part)
I just now have to ruin my underwear...

[catcul]

Off Topic:
Why was I born so weird?
CS Booze Club

Main Page:
Why was I born so weird?
I love Cracked.com

[Kit-Ginevra]

From the rollcall of the damned Returning members

Hello again...
I'm finally back
The Mad Butcher Of Gresham!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Do my job for me....
Get my dinner for me, and I won't give you time to eat yours

[JustaCashier]

Chopped Challenge

Kill! Kill! Kill!

Strange, Crazy Dreams




Mike

[Kit-Ginevra]

On the main board,rather beautifully

Woof...er hello...
Hi doggie

[Kit-Ginevra]

Crazy...crazy for thinking about your internet working.
Might help if you plugged it in...

[wolfie]

Because leaving a check with your bank account number on our counter is a good idea..
Give me back the money that I spent

[lordlundar]

Things computer illiterate people say
Win10 will be free to users of Win7/8/8.1

The sad part is the only reason I think this lines up wonderfully is because it's disturbingly accurate.

[catcul]

I ate 95% of my food, and now I want it all replaced!
Could you stop complaining so I can take you order?
But you have an accent

[Kit-Ginevra]

Take a Pill
But..It Tastes Like...Strawberry

[catcul]

Intern woes
Do my job for me ...
I get all the winners

[catcul]

You're Not Speeding Fast Enough
Stop Honking, We're Both Stuck
Well that's a waste of a perfectly good Z28

[wolfie]

Yes, the "supervisor" actually said this.
Return the $600 to the register or I will call the police

[Kit-Ginevra]

Cell Phone Professionals,Advise Me
Kill!Kill!Kill!

I finally said 'no' to something
Don't ever touch me like that again...