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So I was perusing facebook, as I do way too often. And on a local "yard sale" page, I came across this:
Being one of those people that notices errors in spelling and grammar and such, and also being a complete smartass, I just couldn't resist--this was my response:
Lots of good feedback from that, including one comment declaring that I had "won" the yard sale page, in the same sense that people often say someone "wins" the internet.
Not bad for five minutes worth of work.
ISO coin rappers for all change. Dollar tree doesn't have any
This here story's for all the fellas
Who like drinking beers with stone cold bellas
Need some dollar bills to buy them some Stellas
Only got coins and a spare umbrella.
Need paper tender to give the bartender
To buy some drinks for the other gender.
A bank's not near for you to change your money
So it don't look like you'll be drinking with those honeys.
What?!? You said you were looking for rappers....
Who like drinking beers with stone cold bellas
Need some dollar bills to buy them some Stellas
Only got coins and a spare umbrella.
Need paper tender to give the bartender
To buy some drinks for the other gender.
A bank's not near for you to change your money
So it don't look like you'll be drinking with those honeys.
What?!? You said you were looking for rappers....
Not bad for five minutes worth of work.
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