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I am so embarrassed. I just don't really know how the pizza delivery process works because I eat pizza like once a year and order it even less often than that. I ordered online but because the last time I had it delivered I paid at the door, I got confused this time. It didn't help that he was tall and lanky and cute. *sigh*
I opened the door and looked for my card and it wasn't where I thought I'd left it. I said, "Oh, my card was just here" and then saw it on the snack bar and grabbed it. When I turned toward the door I said "Oh, you don't need this. I already paid!"
It was the equivalent of "I carried a watermelon." 
So I asked if there was a slip I needed to sign and when he handed it to me, I dropped his tip on the floor. I must've looked like an idiot. I handed him the last quarter (sorry--I had to scrounge up change for the tip
) and said "This is for you, too." He was so nice and probably thinks I'm insane. I'm getting old.
I opened the door and looked for my card and it wasn't where I thought I'd left it. I said, "Oh, my card was just here" and then saw it on the snack bar and grabbed it. When I turned toward the door I said "Oh, you don't need this. I already paid!"
It was the equivalent of "I carried a watermelon." So I asked if there was a slip I needed to sign and when he handed it to me, I dropped his tip on the floor. I must've looked like an idiot. I handed him the last quarter (sorry--I had to scrounge up change for the tip
) and said "This is for you, too." He was so nice and probably thinks I'm insane. I'm getting old.
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