Random Sucky Neighbor Thoughts

[greek_jester]

I have sometimes fantasized about shining a laser pointer back out my car's window at the ****** who sit on my car's tail with their high beams on... Never done it, never will do it, but it's fun to fantasize about!

Get one of those scrolling message thingies with a pre-programmed message; something along the lines of "my speed = your safe stopping distance". No chance of getting arrested for potentially blinding the idiot behind you, and might make them back off.

Alternatively, install a one-way mirror in your back window with the mirror facing outwards.

[Nunavut Pants]

I have sometimes fantasized about shining a laser pointer back out my car's window at the ****** who sit on my car's tail with their high beams on... Never done it, never will do it, but it's fun to fantasize about!

[Ironclad Alibi]

... Well the other night we had enough and my partner aimed a mirror at the lights. ...

That's one way of illuminating the problem.

[Mental_Mouse]

So my apartment is situated down a short flight of stairs, and parking spaces are right outside my front room window. Which means if anyone sits there with their damn headlights on for 5,10 or 15 minutes they shine right in my eyes! Well the other night we had enough and my partner aimed a mirror at the lights. They went out so fast it was crazy, and they back into that space now. Not so pleasant when you have to deal with the blinding light is it?

That's... brilliant!

[telecom_goddess]

So my apartment is situated down a short flight of stairs, and parking spaces are right outside my front room window. Which means if anyone sits there with their damn headlights on for 5,10 or 15 minutes they shine right in my eyes! Well the other night we had enough and my partner aimed a mirror at the lights. They went out so fast it was crazy, and they back into that space now. Not so pleasant when you have to deal with the blinding light is it?

[Food Lady]

It's TWO O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING. Whyyyyy does it sound like you are moving furniture?!?

[Food Lady]

I will NOT be putting up with this junk anymore. It has been MONTHS of quiet around here except for the occasional loud car engine which I'm used to. That doesn't bother me because mine is, too. But it is 12:50 am and for at least 20 minutes you have been pushing the dial up and down on that bass stereo while parked with the engine running. I am not moving because of people like you. I have fairly low rent, good neighbors on pretty much all sides (finally), and now have a washer/dryer. I'm staying put and you are not going to ruin that. If it's not your stereo and something's wrong with your car then HAVE IT TOWED SOMEWHERE. That's your problem, not that of everyone in this complex. Say hello to the boys in blue!

[Food Lady]

I found something useful: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3Ja44JpMH0

[Android Kaeli]

Dear Neighbor to the left:

Look, I understand pulling any good size branches to the side for pick-up. Everyone is doing that, since this is a good time as any and because it will help with debris pick-up during the next few weeks. Plus all of the big stuff will mostly be out of the way and the smaller stuff can be pilled up easier.

But I don't understand why you're cleaning your yard up all perfectly now and getting on everyone else's case about it as well. The HOA we're under understands that a hurricane just passed through here, they know that things aren't going to be pretty for a few weeks and aren't going to come pounding on everyone's door over it. Just because you've been on their radar for some time now doesn't mean that you can start throwing hissy fits over it and expect everyone else to come under fire.

[MoonCat]

Dude, why the fuck are you using a leafblower in the driveway between our houses - at 7:39 PM, when it's already almost dark out - and there aren't any leaves in your driveway??

Other than because you're weird and crazy, I mean.

[Food Lady]

I'm tired of your kids leaving stuff on our stairs. YOU DON'T EVEN LIVE IN THIS BUILDING! I'm glad I saw that rock before I stumbled over it. You are leaving the management company open to law suits.

[jedimaster91]

I really hope those water balloons your kid is playing with came from the other neighbor considering we just loaned you $60 for your water bill.... -_-

[Food Lady]

^ Same goes for Ghetto Boy. I haven't seen his car for months. I think management got tired of the complaints about his Overly Expensive Car Stereo™. I'm not even sure he was on a lease, maybe just couch surfing. Glad he's gone.

[morgana]

Funny . . . I haven't seen a certain overlarge truck in the handicapped spot in over a week.

Haven't seen it anywhere in the complex . . .

[Food Lady]

I'm so tired of you. Look, if you want to court cancer by baking in the sun at noon and eating charcoal BBQ every chance you get, fine. But get a fan and blow that cancer cloud away from the building. Second, I can hear your "service dog" desperately barking. I get they may let out a bark or two from time to time but yours seems untrained. I don't even know why you need him. You leave him at home when you go out sometimes. How does that work?