Random Sucky Neighbor Thoughts

[Food Lady]

You need to go to your crappy job or go deal your drugs or whatever else it is that you do and stop cramming your music down our throats. You have been talked to about those stupid subwoofers. Look I'm sorry that you spent too much money on your car stereo system and that you feel like you're not getting enough use out of it, but that's really not my problem.

[Android Kaeli]

Dear neighbor to the right:

I know that sometimes you have a bunch of guests over the weekends, not every weekend but enough weekends to catch the attention of BOTH neighbors on either side of you. I don't care who you entertain at your home, but I do care if I have to keep coming over and asking one of your guest to move their car so I can get out or into my driveway. Next time this happens, I'm calling for a tow truck.

[Food Lady]

^ Haha! Welp, there ya go. Life.

[Monterey Jack]

Neighbors across the hall have left their door hanging half-open all day, and I haven't heard a peep from them all day.

It's all rather ominous.

They're back, and as noisy as ever.

[Monterey Jack]

Neighbors across the hall have left their door hanging half-open all day, and I haven't heard a peep from them all day.

It's all rather ominous.

[Food Lady]

cutting up raw meat. And this can't be done in your apartment why...?

That's the kind of weird stuff druggies do. Well, I've never heard of that specifically, but yeah, the logic is gone from their brains.

[Dreamstalker]

The can-collectors in the complex are at it again...yesterday one of them was outside on the stoop cutting up raw meat. And this can't be done in your apartment why...? Second time I've seen this happening and I was able to get a picture. Mom later saw bone fragments and other bits of detritus in that area. I'm betting that's where the funny smell and the vermin sightings in the courtyard are coming from (I'm seeing rat traps in the landscaping which I never recall seeing before last month). I mentioned this to our maintenance guy M and he revealed that we aren't the only ones to complain (yesss; maybe something will get done now). Composing an email with pics tomorrow. I don't think I have photos of the can collectors but I do have a log of sorts that has one of the males coming in at 2-3 in the morning.

I'm convinced that there have to be at least 6-7 people in that 2 bedroom apartment, and according to M they always trash the unit. Company ends up having to repaint and redo practically everything.

[Food Lady]

I have reason to suspect dealing in my complex, reason beside the fact that the police told me so. At any rate, this is for the family across the way: yeah, I'm still up but it is 1:15 am. It was quiet all evening when people were awake and now that you are leaving [where are you even going this time of night in this one-horse town??] you have to have some loud goodbye at the door while standing outside. I can hear you all the way over here, through my window, into my bedroom, and across the hall to the bathroom. If you were speaking English I could probably make out your conversation. Get your plan communication done INSIDE THE HOUSE! You are the reason I can't leave a window open in the summer and have to pay to have the AC on when it's cool outside. That would've woken me up. I can't even imagine for the people in the bedrooms from which you're 4 feet away, lady.

[MoonCat]

MC, you have it worse than me.

Could be, these people are so irritating...and they might be selling drugs on the side, I can't be sure. We've overheard them talking about houses in another county so maybe they are planning on moving. That would be great, but lord knows what will end up in their place.

[Food Lady]

MC, you have it worse than me.

[MoonCat]

OMFG you idiots will you please shut the fuck up!! Your damn kids have been screaming for hours, and if that mopey son of yours breaks one of my windows with his hockey stick you WILL be paying for replacement. Same goes for that friend of your son's, the one who weights 250 lbs (at age what? 13?) and sounds like he gargles whiskey. Every time he comes over your kids get even wilder and noisier. Go live on Mars you asshats.

[MoonCat]

Wow, I know there are no little kids in this complex (I asked the property manager, only a couple teenagers) so why am I hearing the horrible nails on chalkboard sound of a kid screaming? Not like a little baby crying, I'm talking that awful screaming a kid does while playing sometimes. I know I sound so mean right now, but it's not like giggling/yelling while playing. It's just SCREAM SCREAM *pause* SCREAM!

I'm going to have to close my front window, and I don't want to on a nice day like this but DAMN that is some high pitched nonsense.

Sounds like the kid next door to me. Whenever she wants anything she screams. I know she can talk just fine, but she's being brought up by a Screaming Mimi From Hell, and she is just like her mom.

[Food Lady]

Why does plastic wrap need to be strung around the tree and why are you letting your kids do that? Now it's on the ground for the lawn mower to find.

[notalwaysright]

Wow, I know there are no little kids in this complex (I asked the property manager, only a couple teenagers) so why am I hearing the horrible nails on chalkboard sound of a kid screaming? Not like a little baby crying, I'm talking that awful screaming a kid does while playing sometimes. I know I sound so mean right now, but it's not like giggling/yelling while playing. It's just SCREAM SCREAM *pause* SCREAM!

I'm going to have to close my front window, and I don't want to on a nice day like this but DAMN that is some high pitched nonsense.

[Food Lady]

Service dogs shouldn't be barking as much as yours does. At least it's keeping you occupied so you aren't paying so much attention to what I'm doing.

Also I'm sick of you sitting at the bottom of the stairs smoking. Yes, I realize you can't go on your porch because of the painters having blocked your door with plastic. Go stand on the outside of it or put a chair out there and set your ash tray on the railing as a temporary measure. I live upstairs and if I were a smoker I'd go out to the parking lot or something. I wouldn't block the path for anyone. I feel like a prisoner in my own home because I dislike your behavior enough to not want to make you move. I have laundry to do later and I'll be up and down the stairs. I hate living here.