Random Sucky Neighbor Thoughts

[Food Lady]

I am SICK TO DEATH of you. It's 1:40 am and I do not need to hear stomping and extremely loud conversation in the bathroom! Who does that? The only thing you forgot tonight was kicking the toilet and slamming the lid. But it's early yet.

[YamiNoHime]

It stopped taking their shit?

[Food Lady]

I would REALLY like to know why the people behind me feel the need to attack the toilet at 2:00 am. It sounds like that scene in Office Space where they take a bat to the printer in the field. What did that toilet ever do to them?!?

[MadMike]

Thankfully, my neighbors have been fairly quiet since the quarantine began.

It's been quiet over here for the most part, although the other night some asshole decided to set of fireworks around midnight. I was sitting on the front porch having a beer (not much else to do lately), and I heard them and saw them going up in the sky.

I keep weird hours, so it didn't really bother me that much, but not everyone is up at that hour.

[Food Lady]

The bedroom wall slamming has started again, every night at 10:20 pm. It does stop after that BUT then the people behind me are stomping through the kitchen and bathroom until 3:00 am. I am not going to survive this quarantine.

[Kristev]

Spraying his produce with disinfectant will only sicken him.

[Dreamstalker]

Next door neighbor:

Do you really need to spray your grocery bags (he also sprayed raw produce) down with disinfectant in a shared hallway? Now we're getting the fumes.

[Food Lady]

I feel really sad for the people that live below you. The STOMPSTOMPSTOMP annoys me and I'm just next to you. You sound like a herd of elephants and it's possible you may not be working during this quarantine and that makes it worse. I just want to go to sleep before 11:30. And you with the boomboomboom stereo out there: some people still have to work. It's 11:15!!!!

[Mental_Mouse]

I did want to complain about whoever thought it would be cool to chill in their car with the bass up for like 20 minutes. And it wasn't even close by, I don't know where it was coming from but I could feel the bass and it made me really anxious for some reason. Anyway, lets not do that again, 'kay?

That's when you call in a noise complaint while it's happening, let the cop follow their ears to deal with the noisemaker.

By the way, that "it made me really anxious for some reason" thing... that would be the subsonics (sounds below 20 Hz) blasted from the woofer. Subsonics tend to make people frightened. They're a key ingredient in both commercial "haunted houses", and the original places that get the ghost stories started. Get the beams creaking subsonics in a windstorm, and everybody inside gets a mysterious chill down their spines.

[notalwaysright]

Neighbors on one side are mostly retired, though I think the husband has a part time job that he still goes to. No effect. Neighbor guy on the other side, I have no idea what his deal is when there's not a crazy pandemic much less now. Working, not working? He comes and goes during the day and sleeps randomly, I can hear his snoring. (it's not bothersome) It's possible he's been home more, but since he doesn't make much noise I can't tell. No effect. I really like my neighbors.

I did want to complain about whoever thought it would be cool to chill in their car with the bass up for like 20 minutes. And it wasn't even close by, I don't know where it was coming from but I could feel the bass and it made me really anxious for some reason. Anyway, lets not do that again, 'kay?

[Monterey Jack]

Thankfully, my neighbors have been fairly quiet since the quarantine began.

[Food Lady]

Dear neighbors: it's a pandemic, not a party. Serious reflection would be nice but I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK. I really need a place that's all one unit above a business or something.

[Food Lady]

I think I have the loudest herd of elephants living behind me. It's past midnight and STOMP STOMP with super loud conversation. If I go to bed with my fan on I won't hear it. But tomorrow in the middle of the morning when they finally get up they will disturb my work.

[Dreamstalker]

We have that note near the inner front door of 'our' new building for a reason. We are in the process of moving and the new front door key doesn't quite work, so please close the door gently so it does not lock during the day. Not happy when I leave the door propped, come back two minutes later with my arms full and it's latched again (I saw you coming in just ahead of me so I know you closed it, you looked right at me!).

(I suspect that on the day of the actual big-shit move, taking both doors off the hinges is the only way anything will get done)

[Food Lady]

WHO IS VACUUMING AT 1:30 AM?? I can't live like this. I'm still up in pain but if I had been sleeping I would've had a night terror. Can't even imagine what it's like for the people below them.