Dear neighbor to the right, part 2:
You got a rude wake-up call from the local PD this morning because when I woke up at the crack of dawn, I noticed that your daughter's car was in my driveway again. I let the officers know that I did not give you, or your daughter, permission [verbal, written, or otherwise] to dump her car in my driveway and that I would like someone to have it moved and/or towed. You both were damn lucky that the cop didn't arrest your daughter for trespassing and now this little stunt has gotten the attention of our HOA, and I'm damn lucky I'm not the one they're pissed at.
Oh, BTW, the reason why the HOA isn't coming after me is because I don't give them trouble and that my lawn guy is their eyes and ears and knows how quiet I usually am. So it might mean a little bit of trouble for me for the rest of the summer, you on the other hand -- there's a reason why you're the sixth person in the last ten years that hasn't lived there for very long.
You got a rude wake-up call from the local PD this morning because when I woke up at the crack of dawn, I noticed that your daughter's car was in my driveway again. I let the officers know that I did not give you, or your daughter, permission [verbal, written, or otherwise] to dump her car in my driveway and that I would like someone to have it moved and/or towed. You both were damn lucky that the cop didn't arrest your daughter for trespassing and now this little stunt has gotten the attention of our HOA, and I'm damn lucky I'm not the one they're pissed at.
Oh, BTW, the reason why the HOA isn't coming after me is because I don't give them trouble and that my lawn guy is their eyes and ears and knows how quiet I usually am. So it might mean a little bit of trouble for me for the rest of the summer, you on the other hand -- there's a reason why you're the sixth person in the last ten years that hasn't lived there for very long.

Which is gross. But whatever, I just take it out and dump it on the top of the machine.
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