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    OK, so you die and become a ghost, and some ghost hunters come around where you are.

    What do you say on their EVP recording?
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  • #2
    Quoth AnaKhouri View Post
    What do you say on their EVP recording?
    Maybe "WoooooOOOooo...WOOOOOooooOOOO" (ghostly wail), or perhaps, "There's something strange, in your neighborhood..."

    or, "This is haunting, isn't it??"

    or "Yes, I really am a ghost."

    maybe the classic, "Boo!"

    Oooh! How about "Are you scared??"

    Or perhaps you could trick them and not say anything.

    BTW...there's a restaurant in the county where I live that's supposedly haunted. It was featured on one of those "Ghost Hunter" shows.
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    • #3
      I'd probably say "Go away. I'm trying to sleep." That or I'd just start singing something random.
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      • #4
        "....is this thing on..?"
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        • #5
          There is no ghost, only Zuul.
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          • #6
            Quoth AnaKhouri View Post
            OK, so you die and become a ghost, and some ghost hunters come around where you are.

            What do you say on their EVP recording?
            I'd start singing a Grateful Dead song.
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            • #7
              "I am not the ghost you are looking for."
              "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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              • #8
                "I can see your house from here."
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                1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

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                • #9
                  "There's no such thing as ghosts!"
                  I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                  I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                  It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                  • #10
                    "Told that idiot I was sick".
                    "Do NOT flick that switch, look what happened to me."
                    "Hey! We're eating. Do I bust into your house at your dinner time?"
                    "Do you hear that? I think we have a ghost."
                    "Why wont my EVP get anything?"
                    "On a scale of 1 to banana, whats your favourite colour of the alphabet?"
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                    • #11
                      "We've come for your daughter, Chuck."
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                      • #12
                        I'd say their names.

                        The funniest thing ever is a suddenly spooked ghost hunter type.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Tama View Post
                          I'd say their names.

                          The funniest thing ever is a suddenly spooked ghost hunter type.
                          As it happens, Not Always Right agrees with you!
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                          • #14
                            Go away! I didn't invite you in here! Talk about rude!!
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                            • #15
                              "I'm Elvis. I've been waiting for you guys."

                              "Heeeeere's Johnny!"

                              "Bend over."

                              "Closer. Closer. Cloooooser...."

                              "Hey, Frank, did you get all the locks this time? Good."

                              "Oh, look...fresh meat!"

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