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    i swear i'm no pregnant

    so ive been knitting in classes. alot.

    it helps me concentrate and with me in self defense classes right now it helps keep my left hand loose. But since i like making easy things a common thing will happen/

    Slicey is sitting there, knitting. Someone will ask slicey what she is making. Usually slicey responds 'Baby something'. No.w person will look at me funny/intensely. they will then cautiously ask Slicey 'So...... who is having a baby' to which i look back and respond 'i don;t know i have 30 cousins usually someone is reproducing' and they there is a look of disappointment and relief.

    Seriously i openly admit i knit to help me get through class without my mind drifting into dark scary imagination land. I am not Pregnant!!

    heck I'm infertile so I'm like at least 10 years from being ready to do the adoption thing
    Last edited by Sliceanddice; 10-30-2015, 06:27 AM. Reason: insominia spelling
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    At least they don't assume it's you. Still, why do they need to know?
    "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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      Quoth Food Lady View Post
      At least they don't assume it's you. Still, why do they need to know?
      Because most people are incredibly nosy.
      When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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      • #4
        Oh, yeah--I should know that. #Wisconsin
        "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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          Quoth Food Lady View Post
          At least they don't assume it's you. Still, why do they need to know?
          fist Arizona not Wisconsin second you can tell a few thought i was pregnant

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          • #6
            I'm in the same boat with most of my cousins. My mom is a good 13 years older than all of her cousins and she had me at 17 so her cousins are closer to my age than hers, and I grew up with them. On that side of my family I don't have any first cousins (she was an only child) but there are nine of her cousins that I consider my own, and I have ten more cousins on my dad's side, and a whole bunch of cousins' kids that I also call my cousins. So there's always someone having kids here, too.
            The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.

            You would have to be incredibly dense for the world to revolve around you.

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            • #7
              You could also donate them to the maternity ward of your local hospital too.
              It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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              • #8
                I've lost 30 lbs, but only now am I seeing a flatter stomach with just a little fat on it. I look curvy, but not pregnant. So when this cute little girl asked something like "Do you have a big tummy?" I knew it was about her fascination with babies in tummies because her mom has a newborn, or close to it. She probably thinks every grownup lady has a baby in the tummy, which is so cute. But it's not cute coming from adults. Thankfully, none of them have asked me in months.
                "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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