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  • #1

    This year's Oscar...goes to a sausage...

    This cannot be real.Surely.

    "Sausage Party is an animated 3D adult film scheduled to be released by Columbia Pictures on Aug 12,2016.

    Synopsis:One sausage’s quest to discover the truth about his existence. After falling out of a shopping cart, our hero sausage and his new friends embark on a perilous journey through the supermarket to get back to their aisles before the Fourth of July sale."

    Starring amongst others:

    Kristen Wiig as a hot dog bun,
    Selma Hayek as a taco,
    Seth Rogen,Jonah Hill,Anders Holm and Michael Cera as sausages,
    Edward Norton as 'Sammy Bagel Jr'.
    David Krumholtz as a lavash
    Nick Kroll as the villain,'Douche'
    Bill Hader as some guacamole and an old bottle of liquor...
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    Let me run this one by you:

    Synopsis: A toaster, a blanket, a lamp, a radio, and a vacuum cleaner journey to the city to find their master after being abandoned in their cabin in the woods.

    Sounds silly, right? It's the synopsis of The Brave Little Toaster which was a very well made animated film and one could easily argue was the inspiration for Toy Story.

    I guess my point is there are some really badly made synopsis of some good movies (I read one for the Fifth Element that was "A New York cabbie goes off to save the world", and no, I'm not paraphrasing) So it's not something I would have as a factor. Imagine what some of the synopsis for Shrek would have been.
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    • #3
      There's a reason the Better Than it Sounds page exists on TVTropes.

      That said, Sausage Party sounds really dumb from the synopsis, and the cast list sounds like a DreamWorks-level attempt to cash in on big names because the story can't carry itself. Plus the tittle sounds like something dirty.
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      • #4
        Quoth Kogarashi View Post
        Plus the title sounds like something dirty.
        I was thinking 'At least they didn't call it Sausagefest'
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        • #5
          Quoth Marmalady View Post
          I was thinking 'At least they didn't call it Sausagefest'
          Or "Hide The Sausage."
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          • #6
            Quoth Kogarashi View Post
            There's a reason the Better Than it Sounds page exists on TVTropes.

            That said, Sausage Party sounds really dumb from the synopsis, and the cast list sounds like a DreamWorks-level attempt to cash in on big names because the story can't carry itself. Plus the tittle sounds like something dirty.
            As soon as I saw the title of this thread I was like, the Oscars do porn movies?

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            • #7
              Inspired by a Girls With Slingshots, erm, strip. (NSFW)
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              • #8
                Quoth Aria View Post
                As soon as I saw the title of this thread I was like, the Oscars do porn movies?
                Tell me about it. It's not often I end up in the gutter here (despite other members' best efforts), but this time....
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                • #9
                  Quoth Kogarashi View Post
                  Tell me about it. It's not often I end up in the gutter here (despite other members' best efforts), but this time....
                  Yer just not tryin'.






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                  • #10
                    An Oscar for a film about a sausage? Was the sausage's name Mayer, by any chance?
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                    • #11
                      I never sausage a movie!!
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                      One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
                      The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers

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