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No really I am.See,I've just been sorting through my emails for the last couple of months and I have been awarded-
*$200 million compensation for scam victims from the UN/World Bank/Bank of Africa/Government of Benin/Government of Nigeria/Interpol
*$12 million from Exxon
*$850,000 from ECOWAS
*$15.5 million from the Bank of Africa
*$950,000,a laptop and iPhone from the United Nations
*$10,000 per day for life from the United Bank of Africa,sent by Western Union
*$1.5 million from a reverend in Paraguay for my services-I am asked to contact 'my secretary.His name is Jenny'
*$7.5 million to find a partner in China from the mission leader 'Rev.Father Mike Dike'
*$4.5 million from the President of Benin,which will be put into a box and FedExed to me.
*$10 million to found an orphanage
*$15.3 million from two Ministers for Petroleum in Nigeria,one from their will and the other to invest in petroleum research in my country.
*$1.5 million from EuroLotteries winners
*$50 million as a prize in a lottery run by the FBI Anti-Terrorist Unit & the Ugandan High Commission.
*$18.5 million from Saddam Hussain's Swiss bank account.
*$10 million that was left in metal boxes at LA and JFK airports
*$1.5 million couriered in by Mr.Eric George Diplomat
*$32.3 million and £50 million left by clients or in parents'investment funds.
*$46.6 million from orphans or dying parents in the Ivory Coast
*$2.5 million from a dying woman called Marie,who signs herself Terry,for which I have to contact her barrister,Brett Weiner
*$13.4 million from inheritances in my favour
*$5.5 million to travel to the US to deal in equine suntan lotion(!)
*$45 million from 'The Honorable John Doe',a Liberian who picked my name from Google Yellow Pages
and...'I am Gloria C.Mackenzie,the Powerball winner and I wish to donate $2 million to you'(entire message)
So the bank balance should be looking healthy then.Nothing suspicious at all there...
*$200 million compensation for scam victims from the UN/World Bank/Bank of Africa/Government of Benin/Government of Nigeria/Interpol
*$12 million from Exxon
*$850,000 from ECOWAS
*$15.5 million from the Bank of Africa
*$950,000,a laptop and iPhone from the United Nations
*$10,000 per day for life from the United Bank of Africa,sent by Western Union
*$1.5 million from a reverend in Paraguay for my services-I am asked to contact 'my secretary.His name is Jenny'
*$7.5 million to find a partner in China from the mission leader 'Rev.Father Mike Dike'
*$4.5 million from the President of Benin,which will be put into a box and FedExed to me.
*$10 million to found an orphanage
*$15.3 million from two Ministers for Petroleum in Nigeria,one from their will and the other to invest in petroleum research in my country.
*$1.5 million from EuroLotteries winners
*$50 million as a prize in a lottery run by the FBI Anti-Terrorist Unit & the Ugandan High Commission.
*$18.5 million from Saddam Hussain's Swiss bank account.
*$10 million that was left in metal boxes at LA and JFK airports
*$1.5 million couriered in by Mr.Eric George Diplomat
*$32.3 million and £50 million left by clients or in parents'investment funds.
*$46.6 million from orphans or dying parents in the Ivory Coast
*$2.5 million from a dying woman called Marie,who signs herself Terry,for which I have to contact her barrister,Brett Weiner
*$13.4 million from inheritances in my favour
*$5.5 million to travel to the US to deal in equine suntan lotion(!)
*$45 million from 'The Honorable John Doe',a Liberian who picked my name from Google Yellow Pages
and...'I am Gloria C.Mackenzie,the Powerball winner and I wish to donate $2 million to you'(entire message)
So the bank balance should be looking healthy then.Nothing suspicious at all there...
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