What stupid things did you believe when you were a child?

[April]

I believed that a monster lived under my bed, and would attack me if I looked under there. Then, for years I had a giant turtle stuffie that lived under my bed because it scared the monster away.

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I remember that I could not allow my hands or feet to hang off the side of the bed, because a monster would drag me under and eat me. I had a water bed. There was no under the bed